“All clear, proceed with caution”
Two young men, dressed in uniform & on all fours crawl with great stealth through a gently opened door.

Are we in NS serving the nation? Not really, we are actually in 2001, ACS(Barker)

After getting thrown out of class, we try to creep back in. You might be thinking to yourself, why on earth would we want to get back into class? Shouldn’t we simply rejoice and go to the canteen or something? The thing is, class was just damn fun, and not because the lessons were taught by kickass teachers, but because of the spastic individuals that made up the class, my class 4a2.

4 years later, 2 days ago, a bunch of us from that great school met up & had a good laugh recounting the glory days. The mud filled clams in IndoChine couldn’t spoil our mood, and neither could the diabetes we got from Swenson’s ice cream. Our laughter just continued late into the night as each wonderful story was retold & remembered.

Good ole Barker Road, I hope you never change. Stay retarded, its far better that way. It doesn’t matter that we are ranked Band 8 out of the 9 Bands of Secondary school rankings, and it doesn’t matter that our principal & students rejoice when we improve from a 55% to 60% passing rate in our Chinese O levels while other schools yawn at getting their sustained 70% A1’s. What matters is that we leave (yes please do well enough to at least leave) with the best memories of our life & not worry too much about doing too badly, cause what the heck man, the best is yet to be!